"Thou Shalt Not Try Me - Mom 24:7" Kitchen Towel
👑 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER. RULE #2: SEE RULE #1
Bring the attitude—Mom style.
This bold and hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel features the commanding phrase: “Thou Shalt Not Try Me – Mom 24:7.” It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and strength, designed for moms who rule their households with love, rules, and a touch of snark.
Made from premium, ultra-absorbent microfiber, this funny kitchen towel isn’t just for laughs—it’s built to handle everyday spills, dishes, and messes. Whether you're buying it for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because she deserves a break, this towel delivers style, function, and sass in one giftable package.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium waffle weave microfiber built for real use
• No Peeling, Cracking, or Fading – Permanent sublimation print (no vinyl!)
• Soft, Strong & Lint-Free – Gentle on hands and dishes, tough on messes
• Statement-Making Design – A daily reminder that Mom’s not the one to mess with
• Versatile Giftable Towel – Looks amazing on oven doors, bar carts, coffee stations & more
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Mother’s Day, birthdays & holidays – Celebrate Mom with humor & love
• Moms, grandmas, aunties & bonus moms who tell it like it is
• Sassy women & sarcastic souls who own their power
• Kitchen, coffee bar, or office decor with attitude
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts with personality
🛒 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER.
Click “Add to Cart” and gift this funny mom towel to the woman who handles everything—and doesn’t take any nonsense doing it.
👑 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER. RULE #2: SEE RULE #1
Bring the attitude—Mom style.
This bold and hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel features the commanding phrase: “Thou Shalt Not Try Me – Mom 24:7.” It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and strength, designed for moms who rule their households with love, rules, and a touch of snark.
Made from premium, ultra-absorbent microfiber, this funny kitchen towel isn’t just for laughs—it’s built to handle everyday spills, dishes, and messes. Whether you're buying it for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because she deserves a break, this towel delivers style, function, and sass in one giftable package.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium waffle weave microfiber built for real use
• No Peeling, Cracking, or Fading – Permanent sublimation print (no vinyl!)
• Soft, Strong & Lint-Free – Gentle on hands and dishes, tough on messes
• Statement-Making Design – A daily reminder that Mom’s not the one to mess with
• Versatile Giftable Towel – Looks amazing on oven doors, bar carts, coffee stations & more
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Mother’s Day, birthdays & holidays – Celebrate Mom with humor & love
• Moms, grandmas, aunties & bonus moms who tell it like it is
• Sassy women & sarcastic souls who own their power
• Kitchen, coffee bar, or office decor with attitude
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts with personality
🛒 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER.
Click “Add to Cart” and gift this funny mom towel to the woman who handles everything—and doesn’t take any nonsense doing it.
👑 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER. RULE #2: SEE RULE #1
Bring the attitude—Mom style.
This bold and hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel features the commanding phrase: “Thou Shalt Not Try Me – Mom 24:7.” It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm and strength, designed for moms who rule their households with love, rules, and a touch of snark.
Made from premium, ultra-absorbent microfiber, this funny kitchen towel isn’t just for laughs—it’s built to handle everyday spills, dishes, and messes. Whether you're buying it for Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just because she deserves a break, this towel delivers style, function, and sass in one giftable package.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – Premium waffle weave microfiber built for real use
• No Peeling, Cracking, or Fading – Permanent sublimation print (no vinyl!)
• Soft, Strong & Lint-Free – Gentle on hands and dishes, tough on messes
• Statement-Making Design – A daily reminder that Mom’s not the one to mess with
• Versatile Giftable Towel – Looks amazing on oven doors, bar carts, coffee stations & more
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Mother’s Day, birthdays & holidays – Celebrate Mom with humor & love
• Moms, grandmas, aunties & bonus moms who tell it like it is
• Sassy women & sarcastic souls who own their power
• Kitchen, coffee bar, or office decor with attitude
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts with personality
🛒 RULE #1: DON’T TRY HER.
Click “Add to Cart” and gift this funny mom towel to the woman who handles everything—and doesn’t take any nonsense doing it.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
