"This Killing Them with Kindness..." Kitchen Towel
🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE
Add a dose of sarcasm to your kitchen routine with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the painfully relatable quote: “This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected.” It’s for those days when you’re doing your best…but your best involves muttering under your breath while drying dishes.
Super absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, this towel is practical enough for daily use and hilarious enough to leave out for guests—especially the ones you're “being kind” to.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sarcastic & Spot-On – The perfect mix of petty and polite
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• Printed to Last – Made with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Sass + Style – A funny gift with real kitchen value
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Friends & Coworkers Who Love Snark
• Housewarming, Mother’s Day, Birthdays & White Elephant Gifts
• Anyone Who’s Over It but Still Smiling
• The “I’m Fine” Type With a Side of Sass
🧽 BEING NICE TAKES TIME. BUYING THIS? INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
Snag yours now and let your kitchen towel do the talking (while you sip your coffee in silence).
🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE
Add a dose of sarcasm to your kitchen routine with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the painfully relatable quote: “This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected.” It’s for those days when you’re doing your best…but your best involves muttering under your breath while drying dishes.
Super absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, this towel is practical enough for daily use and hilarious enough to leave out for guests—especially the ones you're “being kind” to.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sarcastic & Spot-On – The perfect mix of petty and polite
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• Printed to Last – Made with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Sass + Style – A funny gift with real kitchen value
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Friends & Coworkers Who Love Snark
• Housewarming, Mother’s Day, Birthdays & White Elephant Gifts
• Anyone Who’s Over It but Still Smiling
• The “I’m Fine” Type With a Side of Sass
🧽 BEING NICE TAKES TIME. BUYING THIS? INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
Snag yours now and let your kitchen towel do the talking (while you sip your coffee in silence).
🧹 KINDNESS IS HARD—DRYING DISHES SHOULDN’T BE
Add a dose of sarcasm to your kitchen routine with this funny waffle weave microfiber towel, featuring the painfully relatable quote: “This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected.” It’s for those days when you’re doing your best…but your best involves muttering under your breath while drying dishes.
Super absorbent, quick-drying, and machine washable, this towel is practical enough for daily use and hilarious enough to leave out for guests—especially the ones you're “being kind” to.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sarcastic & Spot-On – The perfect mix of petty and polite
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, durable, and quick-drying
• Printed to Last – Made with permanent sublimation ink that won’t peel or fade
• Sass + Style – A funny gift with real kitchen value
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, Friends & Coworkers Who Love Snark
• Housewarming, Mother’s Day, Birthdays & White Elephant Gifts
• Anyone Who’s Over It but Still Smiling
• The “I’m Fine” Type With a Side of Sass
🧽 BEING NICE TAKES TIME. BUYING THIS? INSTANT GRATIFICATION.
Snag yours now and let your kitchen towel do the talking (while you sip your coffee in silence).
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
