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"Deck the Halls And Not Your Family" Kitchen Towel

$15.00

🎅 SLAYIN' THE SEASON ONE DYSFUNCTIONAL DINNER AT A TIME

Bring humor to the holidays with our best-selling funny Christmas kitchen towel, featuring the quote that keeps it real during family gatherings: “Deck the Halls (Not Your Family).” Whether you're dodging drama or just need a good laugh while cooking, this towel adds the perfect blend of sass, function, and festive flair.

Crafted from ultra-absorbent premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s as practical as it is hilarious—ideal for drying dishes, soaking up spills, or dishing out seasonal sarcasm.

✨ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Holiday Humor That Hits Home – A laugh-out-loud quote for every festive kitchen
• Premium Microfiber Waffle Weave – Super absorbent, soft, and lint-free
• Long-Lasting Print – Sublimated design that won’t fade, crack, or peel
• Perfect Mix of Cheeky & Chic – Pairs great with your holiday décor and your holiday wine

🎁 GIFT-WORTHY WIT & WORKHORSE:
• Moms, Sisters, & Best Friends – Because they’ll get it
• Coworkers & Hostesses – Practical and guaranteed to get laughs
• Great for: Stocking Stuffers, Secret Santa, White Elephant, or “just because” gifting
• Adds Charm to Your Own Chaos – Lightens the mood every time you walk into the kitchen

🛍️ READY TO LAUGH THROUGH THE HO-HO-HOLIDAYS?
Add this towel to your cart and give the gift of holiday humor—or keep it for yourself as the funniest part of your Christmas kitchen lineup. 🎁✨

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🎅 SLAYIN' THE SEASON ONE DYSFUNCTIONAL DINNER AT A TIME

Crafted from ultra-absorbent premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s as practical as it is hilarious—ideal for drying dishes, soaking up spills, or dishing out seasonal sarcasm.

🎅 SLAYIN' THE SEASON ONE DYSFUNCTIONAL DINNER AT A TIME

Crafted from ultra-absorbent premium waffle weave microfiber, it’s as practical as it is hilarious—ideal for drying dishes, soaking up spills, or dishing out seasonal sarcasm.

📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁

🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.

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